Cookie Monster without Cookies!

I walked into an organic supermarket in Tanglin Mall, called “Brown Rice Paradise,” several weeks ago and I was pretty surprised and amused by one particular product:

Oh my goodness! Cookie Monster is eating oranges!!! He has gone healthy! Gone are the days of his unhealthy cookie eating ways! NOOOooooooo…..

Anyway, if you’re wondering what’s in the box, there’s four packets of orange/tangerine juice. It costs SGD$8! Pretty pricey if you ask me.

I’m a little annoyed that they didn’t use a fruit starting with the letter C. After all, Cookie Monster’s favourite song is, “C is for Cookie.” Orange and tangerine do not start with C. At least, if they picked a C-fruit, like calamansi or cherry, Cookie Monster can at least keep his song. You could even rename him to the “Calamansi Monster” or the “Cherry Monster.” And he’d be singing…

Now what starts with the letter C?
Calamansi/cherry starts with C!
Let’s think of other things that starts with C
Oh, who cares about the other things?

C is for calamansi/cherry, that’s good enough for me!
C is for calamansi/cherry, that’s good enough for me!
C is for calamansi/cherry, that’s good enough for me…