Train Wreck

Is your ship sinking?
Did you know that’s arsenic you’re drinking?
Are you buried in icecaps?
Did the bridge you’re on collapse?
Did that place you’re in explode?
Oh, that’s why we’re singing this ode!

Oh! What the heck?
Throw in a train wreck!
Oh! Oh! What the heck?
Throw in a train wreck!

Oh! What the heck?
Throw in a train wreck!
Oh! Oh! What the heck?
Throw in a train wreck!